Terms & Conditions

(Album: Moon Maintenance For Dummies - 2021)

I'ma need you to bring me the moon and the stars
But I don't think you've thought about how heavy they all are
Don't make promises and underdeliver
Stop, think about it just a little
I mean think about the moon, it's fucking huge
Can only hope you've sorted out a storage room
And a manual too, "Moon maintenance for dummies"
You're 'bout to spend some money

Prove your love
I'm not asking much
Baby, prove your love
And put your money where your mouth is, eh

If you wanna be my boo
I'ma need a thing or two
Look, I wrote them out for you
My terms and conditions
If you wanna be my boo
Just a couple things to do
Don't skim over, read 'em through
My terms and conditions, ooh

I'ma need you to find me a mountain and move it
You said anything I want, you can do it
All good, baby, now it's time to prove it
No seriously, come on, walk me through it
How you gonna lift it? Who you gonna hire?
Have you even thought of whose permission you'd require?
Those empty words won't cut it
You're 'bout to spend some money

Prove your love
I'm not asking much
Baby, prove your love
And put your money where your mouth is, eh

If you wanna be my boo
I'ma need a thing or two
Look, I wrote them out for you
My terms and conditions
If you wanna be my boo
Just a couple things to do
Don't skim over, read 'em through
My terms and conditions, ooh

Better not blindly agree
I'm talking literally
And while you're doing all this
Don't freak me out in the process
And don't be full on (don't be full on)
'Cause I might just run
I might just run, ooh

If you wanna be my boo
I'ma need a thing or two
Look, I wrote them out for you
My terms and conditions
If you wanna be my boo
Just a couple things to do
Don't skim over, read 'em through
My terms and conditions, ooh