State Of The Union

(Album: Aurora Borealis - 2004)

Mr. Speaker, members of Congress and fellow citizens.
Every year by law and by custom we meet here to threaten the world.
The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, burning with hot irons, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, terror, mass murder.

Our first goal is to show utter contempt for the environment.
I have sent you a comprehensive energy plan to devastate communities, kill wildlife, and burn away millions of acres of treasured forest.

To date we have arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of Al Queda.
They include a man who directed logistics and funding for the CIA; members of Congress; Vice President Cheney; one of them was found in the department of Defense.
One by one the terrorists are learning we are building a culture to encourage international terrorism.

Three months ago the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm.
Security of State Powell will plant information to incite fear about Iraq's links to terrorist groups.
And tonight I have a message for the people of Irag "Go home and die."

Trusting in the sanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy and it is the end of the civilized world.