Technology

(Album: Hard-Headed Fool - 2007)

Well I've never been to Colorado
Or had a Rocky Mountain high
And I've never seen the Denver Broncos
Or watched a tumbleweed blow by

But I've got a 42 inch TV
High definition, crystal-clear
200 channels beaming from above
Yeah, I can see the world from here
I can see the world from here

Well I've never been to New York City
Or took a stroll through Central Park
I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor
Or been on Broadway after dark

But I've got a new laptop computer
A bluetooth speaker in my ear
A wireless connection to anywhere I want
Yeah, I can see the world from here
I can see the world from here

Lately I've been getting bigger,
They say it's lack of exercise
Yeah, the double chins keep creeping in the mirror,
I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise

But I bought an elliptical trainer
It's got a built-in plasma screen
Now I can get my cardio with my MTV
Yeah, you gotta love technology
You gotta love technology

I've never been to Colorado
And I probably never will
Yeah I do all my traveling by remote controls
And I'm as happy as can be here sitting still
Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug
Happy like a picking bud
Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still