Elvis Fucking Christ!

(Album: Fiends Of Dope Island - 2003)

Well, I fell outta bed this morning
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:

Elvis fucking Christ
Elvis fucking Christ
Chicken plucking runamucking
Elvis fucking Christ

Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:

Elvis fucking Christ
Elvis fucking Christ
Bronco bucking jive'n'shucking
Elvis fucking Christ

I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace

Elvis fucking Christ
Elvis fucking Christ
Bad luck'n'mack trucking
Elvis fucking Christ

Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs falling down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold titty witching spell: yeah

Elvis fucking Christ
Elvis fucking Christ
Chicken plucking runamucking
Elvis fucking Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:

Elvis fucking Christ
Elvis fucking Christ
Chicken plucking goo goo mucking
Elvis fucking Christ