Gremlins Everywhere

(Album: The Greatest Show Unearthed Returns - 2018)

It's time to admit I have a problem here
This is the crumb of complication
The situation is worse than I feared
I have to resolve this infestation

Chewing on the wires
Tearing up the floorboards
Crawling through the plumbing
There are gremlins everywhere

No manner of traps seem to do the trick
They always fall short of expectation
All of these foul creatures, they make me sick
It's time for total annihilation

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than I can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two more will take its place
It's never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane

It's easy to send them to an early grave
This is a war, there's no surrender
Watch them explode, tossed in the microwave
The sparks they produce is quite the splendor

Gremlins in the attic
Gremlins in the basement
Gremlins in the pantry
There are gremlins everywhere

They're easy to grate in the kitchen sink
They're quick to puree inside a blender
Loads of fun dropped inside the wood chipper
They pop like a grape with your own pressure

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than I can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two more will take its place
It's never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane

No matter how many of these creatures I squish
They crawl out of the woodwork and they always persist
Why don't they all move on and just leave me alone?
There is nothing left except to burn down my home

So many gremlins
I got to get them out of my house
They're multiplying
Faster than I can put them down
These little demons
Kill one and two more will take its place
It's never ending
I'm on the verge of going insane