Jussummen

(Album: Dead Serious - 1992)

Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba
Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper
John M.D., yea, that's what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby
So there, dear, uhum, you suit though
Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo
Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble
And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle
But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters
Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers
See, I got it going on cause of the songs that I write
I got it going on cause my crew is nuff hype
Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like Zorro
I shop at D'Agastino for a bag of Stella D'oro
Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three
Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, A-Blitz and D
Cause we're

Jussumen that's on the mic...

Yiggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka
Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher
When I'm proper, I dibbity dibble dabble with my winnings
I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons
I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder
I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda
I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laidback like Tito
I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo
Se Puente? Yes I can samba
I'm known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba
The jibbity jibba jammage, always with the hippity houser
I gots crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser
So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive
I wickity wax that scalp like Alberto V.O. Five
Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite
I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite
Cause we're

Jussumen that's on the mic...

Check it, one for the money, two for the show
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!
Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends
In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yens
With the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William
I'm quick to break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million
Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children
I'm hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmuck, just ask the Pilgrims
I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo
Like Chico, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so
When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks
Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna
I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle stone ya
A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie
And I get down and boogie-oogie-oogie
Cause we're

Jussumen that's on the mic...

I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler than a Calvin
My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin
I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara
So hit the road Jack so I can welcome back Kotter
I figgity flash the ill shit, I flips them when I get them
I chills with the Books now I'm paid out the rectum
No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like Sasquatch
I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)
I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna
I gave a crewcut to Sinéad O'Connor
Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is bond
Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on
Yes I am, my gibitibibity bedroom will not end
'Til the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again
Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me
I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni
Cause we're

Jussumen that's on the mic...