Beach Party Vietnam

(Album: Eat Your Paisley! - 1986)

It's a beach party Vietnam
Surfing with the Viet Cong
Cooking hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Frankie and Annette were
Laying on the sand
When Frank got a letter
From his Uncle Sam

It said: Get Moon Dog and
All your friends
You're all invited to a

Beach party Vietnam
Surfing with the Viet Cong
Cooking hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Hey Frankie, aren't you gonna give me your class ring?
Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that, Annette
Why not?
'Cause I don't have any arms!
(Ah!)

Beach party Vietnam
Surfing with the Viet Cong
Cooking hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Annette, she wants Frankie's ring
Frankie wants Annette's thing
They're laying on the West Coast
There's gonna be a wiener roast

Beach party Vietnam
Surfing with the Viet Cong
Cooking hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam