Methodist Coloring Book

(Album: Metaphysical Graffiti - 1990)

[Dean:] Hey there's a big airplane going by
[Rodney:] Get it! Go! Go!
[Some recording guy:] It's on the track
[Rodney:] Leave it! Get it on the track!
[Joe:] Get it! Get it! Catch it!
[Dean:] I got it

You've got a methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or God will send you to Hell
'Cause God hates war
And God hates crime
A' but he really hates people
Who color outside the lines

You've got a methodist coloring book
Don't color outside the lines
'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
He'll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there's a special kind a' Hell
For those who just won't learn to color

God is gracious, God is good
So let's color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, He don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our Crayolas!

You got a methodist coloring book!
You got a methodist coloring book!
You got a methodist coloring book!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You got a methodist coloring book!
You got a methodist coloring book!
You got a methodist coloring book!
Oh oh oh

You've got a methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color out side the lines
Or God will send you to Hell