It Never Snows In Middle Georgia

(Album: It Never Snows In Middle Georgia - 2020)

When Santa Claus comes to our town
It's always 80 degrees
So he's rocking his shades
With the windows down
When old St. Nick comes through GA
He's always looking for shade
While he's pulling his sleigh
Thinking, "Ain't it a shame
It never snows in Middle Georgia?"

Looks like there's no chance it could snow
A new record high is the word on the low
It's hot as a beach and that ain't no joke
There won't be a fire in this chimney, folks

The weather outside ain't the holiday vibe
Not a cloud in the sky so instead of us
Building a snowman
Looks like we're getting a sun tan

When Santa Claus comes to our town
It's always 80 degrees
So he's rocking his shades
With the windows down
When old St. Nick comes through GA
He's always looking for shade
While he's pulling his sleigh
Thinking, "Ain't it a shame
It never snows in Middle Georgia?"

Warm is the norm and everyone's here
Ripping sleeves off of sweaters they got last year
Look what we got, shorts and tank tops
It's too hot for stockings, we're stuffing flip-flops

No, I ain't surprised when the weatherman lies
The thermometer reads May, June, and July
And the sunshine
Has got it feeling like springtime

When Santa Claus comes to our town
It's always 80 degrees
So he's rocking his shades
With the windows down
When old St. Nick comes through GA
He's always looking for shade
While he's pulling his sleigh
Thinking, "Ain't it a shame
It never snows in Middle Georgia?"

Dad, you lied
There ain't a single cloud in the sky
You said that we could have what we want
We keep praying it will snow but it don't
Round here

When Santa Claus comes to our town
It's always 80 degrees
So he's rocking his shades
With the windows down, hey
When old St. Nick comes through GA
He's always looking for shade
While he's pulling his sleigh
Thinking, "Ain't it a shame
It never snows in Middle Georgia?
It never snows in Middle Georgia?
It never snows"

St. Nicholas
You said that you were checking our wish list
All we wanted was a white Christmas
All we wanted was a white Christmas
Yeah