Thrash Metal Cassette

(Album: Celebrity Mansions - 2019)

Thrash metal on the stereo
Sixteen hours a day
Yeah, driving our shitheap splitter
We got to get to LA

And all we got left
Is this twelve-track tape

Oh! Thrash metal cassette!
Yeah! Thrash metal cassette!

I'll take a Ribbon or Miller man
I don't care either way
Yeah, so you're the shit, big deal
Guess you think you got it made

Well all we got left
Is this twelve-track tape

Hey LA
I'm back again, and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-okay
Let's go El Rey, and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, guess I'm here to stay, alright

Oh! Thrash metal cassette!
Yeah! Thrash metal cassette!

Hey Cruzer, what's up? I'm back in town
Yeah tour was totally sick
Meet you at the Black Heart later
I'm broke so get me a drink

And tell 'em to turn it up
Turn it the fuck up

Hey LA
I'm back again, and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-okay
Let's go El Rey, and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, guess I'm here to stay, alright

Don't you dare forget about me
I'm a one in a million 'cause I wanted to be
And whatever you tell me I will never believe
'Cause you're just dying to fake it but I'm dying for real
Don't you dare go flake out on me
I've been eating the dirt since I was back up in Leeds
And whatever, I don't care, I'm just living my dream
I started down in the basement and shit now I'm here

One two three four!
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal!
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal! (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal! (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal! (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash metal! (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Put it up, yeah put it up for thrash, woo!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Thrash metal!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Thrash metal!

Hey LA
I'm back again, and I
I think I found a song that I can play
I'm gonna shred till I'm dead anyway, and I'm
A-okay
Let's go El Rey, and I
I think that I finally found a way
To live forever, guess I'm here to stay, alright

Oh! Thrash metal cassette!
Yeah! Thrash metal cassette!