Bank Of Elevators

(Album: Brainless God - 2013)

Checking in? What's the last name?
Just a sec, a note just came for you…
Sorry, we've got a problem…
It appears that your inclination
To end the lives of your fellow countrymen
Has made it tough to admit you.

To the right, if you'd like, is a door to the bottom
Of the world Where you go if you feel lost or forgotten.
Oh, we know that it's not at all an ideal system,
But the man at the top is just too busy to listen

To the left is a sort of way station
Where you wait if you don't accept your fate.
So take your time, we'll be waiting

I'll add a note and we'll call you
But I can say a reply to
Complaints can take a century longer

Or, if you'd like, you can do us a particular favor
Just consent, sign your name here on the back of this waiver.
I admit that it's not the most attractive of wagers,
But compared to who you're dealing with you're certainly braver.

To the right that's where the bad guys go all alone
And to the left that's where the old lost souls say hello
And so alright, have you made your mind up yet?

We'll send you back but you're on a mission:
Who sent you here didn't have the guts to face
The fucking fact that they'd chosen

To spend forever in torment
Bring em back for their descent to hell.
Is that a task you can handle?

You'll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in heaven.
When you're done, see me here and we'll discuss compensation
If there's something I can say, it's we're especially patient.

To the right that's where the bad guys go all alone
And to the left that's where the old lost souls
Say hello and so alright, take your time

You'll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in heaven.
When you're done, see me here and we'll discuss compensation
If there's something I can say, it's we're especially patient.