More Drinkin' Than Fishin'

(Album: Honkytonk Revival - 2021)

I've been non-stop, riding blacktop
Feeling map-dot, landlocked
Need to change it up
It's a good day for a 12 case
On a lake with some bait
And a 12 o'clock buzz

I ain't no bass pro
But I can jig a line, that's something
And this beer here's ice cold
So even if I'm reeling in nothing

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't making no waves, but we're tipping
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doing alright
'Cause we're doing more drinking than fishing
Yeah, we're doing more drinking than fishing

Aw, tell 'em, Dean

You'd think a good rod and a good spot
Would get ya a ten-pound money shot, more than you can fry
Not today, man (No)
Sunday's plan
Went right out the window 'round cold one number five
Going down like water and the water's just fine

Got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't making no waves, but we're tipping
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doing alright
'Cause we're doing more drinking than fishing
Yeah, we're doing more drinking than fishing

If I caught one, then I wouldn't be throwing him back
But I ain't caught none, so I just keep throwing 'em back, throwing 'em back

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't making no waves, but we're tipping
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doing alright
'Cause we're doing more drinking than fishing
Ain't got one bite, but we're doing alright
'Cause we're doing more drinking than fishing

Yeah, we're doing more drinking than fishing