Weekend In France, Italy, England, Amsterdam, Greece...

(Album: The Chipmunk Adventure - 1987)

How I love wooden shoes
And white tulips
Where the glorious windmills abound

[Dave:] "We're not in Holland, Alvin"

[Alvin:] "Oh!"

And the chime of Big Ben
Can be heard around the town
Where the guards stand
So straight at the palace
And the fog is as thick as it gets

[Dave:] "We're not in England"

[Alvin:] "I knew that"

And the leaning tower
Even though it is bent

[Dave:] "Not Italy"

There is nothing as great as Spain

[Dave:] "Nope"

Or dancing at Oktoberfest

[Dave:] "Try again"

My heart soars in Amsterdam

[Dave:] "Uh uh"

And skiing in San Moritz

[Dave:] "Wrong"

As we ride through the desert on camels
The sun beating upon our face

[Dave:] "Camels? Do you see any camels, Alvin?!"

And the kangaroos are hopping
All around the place

[Dave:] "Kangaroos?"

As the African lions approach us
And we barely escape with our lives

[Dave:] "Oh, come on!"

We crawled over
the Great Wall of China
And woke up in Budapest
To our surprise

[Dave:] "Alvin..."

There is nothing as great as Nome

[Dave:] "Alaska?"

Or sailing down the blue Danube

[Dave:] "Oh my gosh"

The royalty of Monaco

[Dave:] "Uh, hold it"

We may never go back home

[Dave:] "Fellows..."

As the snakes sway and dance
Out of baskets And the...

[Dave:] "Okay, that's it you guys,
hold it right there.
There's no dancing snakes
Or kangaroos or lions approaching.
We're in Greece.
Home of the Parthenon, the Acropolis,
The Eiffel Tower."

[Alvin:] "Dave, the Eiffel Tower is in France."

[Dave:] "I knew that. You guys
have got me all mixed up.
London, Switzerland,
Where are we?"