Larry Bird vs Big Bird (from "Flash In The Pan Hip Hop Conflicts Of Nowadays")

[Intro:]
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays!
Larry Bird!
Vs!
Big Bird!
Begin

[Big Bird:]
What's up? It's your boy from Sesame Street
Here to rap against a freak with size 17 feet
You're like Oscar the Grouch's house because you're trash
Walkin 'round in green like Shrek with a mustache
Larry Bird? More like Scary bird you ogre
You look like Frankenstein's monster but older
You're trying to battle with a childhood hero
This one on one is gonna end with Larry Bird, zero

[Larry Bird:]
The Legend spits raw like an oyster
Bout to school this muppet how to rap so let me give you 3 pointers
One, don't talk about being a freak
You got accordion legs and Burt's head for a beak
Two, don't dress in yellow when you come to Boston
I'll slap your happy ass and call you Magic Johnson
Three, you don't deserve a prize just for trying
The only thing you taught kids is how to suck at flying

[Big Bird:]
Wow, I can't believe what I just heard
No way you just called me the flightless Bird
You can't jump you can't run stick to the threes
'Cause The Hick from French Lick surely can't hit me
I'm Snuffleupagus the way I bob and weave
I'm the number one dunking on 33
The letter of the day is U as in U got served
So why don't you go ahead and try and Follow That Bird!

[Larry Bird:]
That was some fowl language but I wear the crown
You're made of turkey feathers but you'll never be down
With the Celtics and I don't need to talk much smack
To beat a handsy bird who bounces kids on his lap
It's sad they never told you the deal (pssst)
Your only real friend, Snuffy he ain't even real
So you wanna battle me again you better say no
Or else you'll get another size 17 boot to the egghole!

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who cares?
You decide!
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays!