Hitchin' A Ride

(Album: Fruitcake - 1996)

Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
Zig-Zaggin through the snow
Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
Flying reindeers on the airway

I'm a UFO speedin free
Across the universe I'm flying V
I brought home a present
A souvenir affair
A little box of Carols
To all I wish to share
There are no moral lessons
You can make some of your own
I don't need a revolution
Play a song to move your backbone
My folks were glad and quick
Guess who gave ol' Santa
A sweet kiss in his rosy red cheeks

Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
(Ring-a-ling, are you listening)
Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
(There's a fruitcake for everybody)
Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
(There's a B side in every story)
Hitching a ride on Santa's sleigh
(Take a bite, it's all right)
(It's all right, it's all right)