Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

(Album: From Under The Cork Tree - 2005)

Brothers and sisters, put this record down
Take my advice 'cause we are bad news
We will leave you high and dry
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose

It's just past eight and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas"

We're only liars but we're the best (We're the best)
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
Into your notebook (Spit lines like these!)
We're friends when you're on your knees
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet

It's just past eight and I'm feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, "Do not open before Christmas"

We're only liars but we're the best (We're the best)
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

We're only liars but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trends

We're only liars but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trends
We're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense