I've Got A Girl

(Album: This Is Really Going To Hurt - 2021)

I've got a girl, I'm breaking up the band
I've got a girl, wait for the joke to land
She twists her hair around her fingers
Says, "I've got to go. I hope you understand."

The show is over
Cut the light and fade to black
I was your biggest fan
Now I want my money back
I've got a girl
She hit the road and I killed the music
Who made me do it?
Oh oh oh

I've got a girl, I gotta act my age
Went to the show, we couldn't see the stage
And so she climbed up on my shoulders
And got on the big screen and her day was made

But now it's over
Didn't like your latest track
We were your biggest fans
Now we want our money back
And I've got a girl
She hit the road and I killed the music
There's nothing to it
Oh oh oh

This show is over
Left before the closing act
I was your biggest fan
Now I want my money back
I've got a girl
She hit the road and I killed the music
You made me do it
Oh oh oh

I've got a girl, I'm breaking up the band
Tied to the headboard between two nightstands
Murdering ballads on the baby grand
I've got a girl, I hope you understand