New & Improved

(Album: Stress Dreams - 2022)

You say you've heard it all before
Now you're walking out the door
I've got few more thoughts
If you've got a moment

The same old defense again
Won't help me to reel you in
There's something new for you, babe
Here, if you want it

Look, I get it hun
You're not the only one
So weary of the way we seem to come undone

You say the trust is gone
You say the bird has flown
How many chances do I get till there's not another one?

The truth is you haven't been wrong
Been hard pressed to say it
And it took me so long
But I've got a whole new some kind of love for you
Like you've never seen before

New and improved!
State of the art!
I got that new shit, baby
Top of the line!
Above and beyond!
Straight and truly, baby

And I'll be honest, babe
I've had dishonest days
And I'd be lying if I told you it was the other way

How can I help you see
My newfound maturity
Isn't the same old bullshit, how could it be?

The truth is you haven't been wrong
Been hard pressed to say it
And it took me so long
I've got a whole new some kind of love for you
Like you've never seen before

New and improved!
State of the art!
Got that new shit, baby
Top of the line!
Above and beyond!
Straight and truly, baby

It's what you expect today
That I've got a lot to say
If I've told you twice I bet there's another way

But in total honesty
There's something new in me
And this time's nothing like
The previous two or three

The truth is you haven't been wrong
Been hard pressed to say it
And it took me so long
But I've got a whole new some kind of love for you
Like you've never seen before

New and improved!
State of the art!
I got that new shit, baby
Top of the line!
Above and beyond!
Please believe me, baby
You just can't leave me, baby