VP Debate Highlights Songified

(Album: Election 2012 Songified - 2012)

Biden
Ryan

Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change, turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us

Do you think America should promote global peace?
Or should we chill out at home with a bowl of frosted wheats?

We will not allow the Iranians to get a nuclear weapon
They're moving fast toward a nuclear weapon
They're spinning the centrifuges faster
They don't have a weapon to put uranium into
They are not changing their mind
That's what we have to do is change their mind
You have to have the Ayatollahs change their minds

What we don't wanna do is lose the gains we got in Afghanistan
Fellas, we're leaving
We've trained you, we're leaving
We don't wanna give our allies
Reason to trust us less
Let's all calm down a little here
Step up
We've trained you, we're leaving

Their ideas are old
And their ideas are bad
Obama promised hope and change, turned his campaign
Into attack, blame, and defame
This is a bunch of stuff
This president doesn't bluff
We've gotta tackle this debt crisis
Before it tackles us

Tell us how you'd straighten the budget out
And speak on an 8th grade level so we know what you're talking about

They talk about this recession if it fell out of the sky
Like oh my goodness, where did it come from?
It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card
But we're going in the wrong direction
Look at where we are, barely limping along
Stop talking about how you care about people
Show me something, show me a policy

We face a very big choice
What kind of country are we going to be?
What kind of country are we going to give our kids?
What kind of country?
What kind of country?

My friend recently said thirty percent of the people are takers
These people are my mom and dad
These people are my neighbors

Time's up
Any last words?
Now's your final chance to get yourself heard

The counter works the same every year
It does work the same every year
It's warm or it's not