Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready)

(Album: Eat Your Face - 2004)

He's so tall, he's so slim
With that shit-eating grin
Oh how can I trust him
Hey who's that
In the ten-gallon hat
Why should I vote for him

It sucks
Big bucks
America's conditioned
With pride
They hide
Their real ambition

Let me retort on the two party system
Which one will you endure
When you cast a vote in a two party system
That's when you lose for sure

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go
Then off to Lynyrd Skynyrd
They smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote
I'd rather be a retard

Ambushed
I'm too bushed
To explore an alternative
They say
There's no way
It'll change the way that I live

Let me retort on the two party system
Which one will you endure
When you cast a vote in a two party system
That's when you lose for sure

Go choke your chicken
This two party system
That's when you lose for sure
I'll go choke my chicken
It sounds finger licking
But it smells like manure

Up to the mountains in a cave
I'll never vote or even shave
I'll was my hands of all this
Cause ignorance is bliss
Right on the floor I'll take a piss
While you endure political abyss