Fuckin' An Animal

(Album: We Kill Everything - 1999)

Ohhh
I am fucking an animal

Fucking an animal
Holding on the horns
Fucking an animal
I'm involved with porn
Fucking an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here

In my animal
Drinking fifty beers
Fucking an animal
Blowing fifty steers
Fucking an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
Fucking an animal

Didn't need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment
No long-term commitment
Just me and animal
Getting my dick bent

Oh, animal
Lovely animal

Animal
Didn't have to say please
I'm fucking an animal
With Legionnaires' disease
I'm fucking an animal
Damn hard on the knees!
I'm fucking an animal

Animal!
Animal fucker on the loose
Fucking an animal
I'll go from dog to goose
Fucking an animal
One time I fucked a moose
Fucking an animal

Now the animal's in pain
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain, terrible pain
But now it starts to rain
But I'm still the same

Meet my animal

Animal!
Oh, animal
Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal

Animal
Not proud of what I do
Fucking an animal
I had a great time at the zoo
Fucking an animal
'Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!

I'm not willing to spend anymore time on that song