My Girl Don't Like My Cowboy Hat

(Album: Montana Cafe - 1986)

My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says that it's so yucky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat but she don't know how lucky
She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco
When I walk in they say hey Jim where's hop along and Cisco

I guess she's never stop to think of all it's many uses
Although it's got a six inch brim it's very unobtrusive
If you get caught out in the rain you'd sure wish you had one
And if a pigeon passes by those without will be mad ones

My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so silly
My girl don't like my cowboy hat she always says now really
Do you have to wear that thing when we go after dinner
I said my dear some of bureaucrats are not exactly winners

You can trick out of it lay down on it it really doesn't matter
You can carry smokes and money folks in a big ten gallon huddle
Well it's the greatest thing to hit the scene in the last two hundred years
And if you have no hair up there it'll fit over your ears

Oh my girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so tacky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat I told her to get packy
I found someone who always wears a cowboy's hat too
Where the only time we take ours off is when we want to kiss

My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says that it's so yucky...