Cuntry Disco

(Album: Uncle Dysfunktional - 2007)

Cockle-cockle-doo...
Dozey, lie-one
The car alarm just gone off
The car alarm just gone off
Wake up, wake up, dozey
Cockle-cockle-doo...

Hey dude
Don't let me drown now

Wake up, I've been banging on bedroom window
I've been kicking at yer bedroom window
I've been tapping at yer at yer bedroom window
I've been turkeying at yer bedroom window
I've been slapping at yer bedroom window
I've been twitching at yer bedroom window
I've been whamming at yer bedroom window
Yer mum shut yer bedroom window

I've been smacking on yer bedroom window
I've been lost in yer bedroom window
I've been slaping on yer bedroom window
I've been cracking at yer bedroom window
I've been banging at yer bedroom window
I've been shang a langing at yer bedroom window
I've been cazamming at yer bedroom window
With bootlegs in my arms...

Just ran into your bedroom, do you want a look

I've been banging on bedroom window
I've been bell-ringer of yer bedroom window
I've been computing it at yer bedroom window
I've been stomping it at yer bedroom window
I've been switching at yer bedroom window
I've been botching yer bedroom window
Yer mum shut yer bedroom window
I've been switching at yer bedroom window

It's rather entertaining at yer bedroom window
I've been slept on yer bedroom window
Someone threw a gob-stop at yer bedroom window
I've been pigging at yer bedroom window
I've been pulling at yer bedroom window
I've been winking at yer bedroom window
I've been prodding at yer bedroom window
With these bootlegs in my arms

(Get up...)
(Cuntry disco...)
You've got to get out of bed...

Cockle-cockle-doo...