El Urgencia

(Album: Desperate Measures - 2009)

[Funnyman]
Six pack in hands
Stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies
Got gorilla tactics
I'm creeping through the show
When I'm scanning for hoes
Girls got a bag of slippers
Wanna do the no no
Get back to the bus
It's the end of the night
Get back to the bus
And get out of my life
'Cause I got people to see
Hoes as freaky as me
I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P
Picked up a few friends
Now I'm dipping with bitches
Socked the bitch to my right
I said click it or ticket
Girl feeling my ride
Now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata
As I'm Hitting Them Switches
I ride behind Charlie
As he's popping a wheelie
I finally made it to the party
Now he's copping a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's
Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me

So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't tryna get high alone

[Charlie Scene]
I roll up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata
Damn what a balla
Top down what a primadonna
The spinners that he bought
(straight outta Auto Zone for 30 dollars)
Money we have nadda
Lets go inside I'll folla
They didn't let us in
So we hopped a
wall but I dropped ya
That's when I lost ya
I didn't try ta call ya
I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa
razzi and they shot a
Pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I needa doctor
Yo little John-ya
(What!?)
Crunk juice and Vodka
Is turning me into a monster
One more shot and imma gon-ah
[Funnyman] But Charlie Scene I saw ya, stick your dick in the salsa
I don't want no drama
I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep throated by Piranhas

[J Dog & Charlie Scene]
So take these pills with me
Got'em from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
'Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this Ecstasy
They must be J3T's
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trya get down alone

[Funnyman Talking...]
Hey, who's going to the rave tonight, huh?
Hey, we'll see some girls there, it be rave popping
Oh, odela fool
Who's wants to get pussy?

[J Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't tryna get high alone

[Charlie Yelling] I'M FUCKING HORNY NOW!