Handjob

[Verse 1:]
You every man
You trying to do it like nobody can
You taken, a thinking, you making, and then you be flipping it up in a pan
I tell you don't lie
Except for the plight of the average guy
You trying to work it
You drunk it with someone who stands up on over your eyes
Your burning your wheels
Your leaving on gaging and giving you chills
Your blinking and thinking and drinking and trying to shovel it up on the hill
You piss in a cup, you wanting your blood and you sucking it up
You throw in a dollah and let out a holla' your ready to guzzle it up
But until that moment when all that you know pays off
We gonna be right here in the same boat rooting for yeah
Aw yeah

[Chorus:]
Give that man anything he wants
Give that man anything he'd already wants
A million dollahs ah or even a hand job
Anything at all;
Let him know that he's a slob

[Verse 2:]
From outta the sky
They trying to fry you American Pie
And every movie you sleeping at home wondering if you're alive
And every night, you hoping he gets you a little delight
But barely do this you get freaky and then you get caught in a fight
But if that's the way you want it
And that's the way you need it
I completely understand
I ain't about to get carried away
Aw yeah

[Chorus:]
Give that man anything he wants
Give that man anything he'd already wants
A million dollahs ah or even a hand job
Anything at all;
Let him know that he's a slob

Whoa whoa now now there baby
(Whoa watch out)
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ahah, ah ah ahhh
Look out!

[Verse 3:]
You're trying to sleep
You trying and finding and washing a sheet
You rowing it over and hoping for something to get up to the elite
You know in your heart, that you were not meant for an average bar
So you only making and shaking and breaking the booze till you're a perpetual star

[Chorus:]
Give that man anything he wants
Give that man anything he'd already wants
A million dollahs ah or even a hand job
Anything at all;
Let him know that he's a slob

Give that man anything he wants
Give that man anything he'd already wants
A million dollahs ah or even a hand job
Anything at all;
Let him know that he's a slob
Let him know that he's a slob
Let him know that he's a slob
Woohoo!
Let him know that he's a slob