Zen Of Love

(Album: House Of Wax - 2014)

Ladies and gentlemen
Let me ask you this: What is love?
The many mysteries of love can all be answered by the one and only Zen of Love!
Only he can reveal all of your inquiries about love!

All day she let me
Hit it whenever
She used to get mad
When we were together
Now I can't reach her
She's with her homies
When we're together
She won't even blow me

Because she loved you yesterday (yesterday)
But that bitch don't love you anymore

I have a girlfriend
I met her online
I talk to her nightly
Ten o'clock, on time
She calls me her boyfriend
It says on her Facebook
Vanessa Hudgens
That's how her face look

She's not at all who you think she is (who you think she is)
That bitch is a fat dude with a beard

I have been married
For seven years now
We have grown distant
So it appears now
But out of nowhere
She's suddenly happy
She wants to take a
Trip to Miami

Because she feels like a dirty ho (like a dirty ho)
That bitch fucked your homies, Bill and Joe

Love is power, and power is love
Let the Zen of Love guide you on your path to love
Have you found it? Have you lost it? Only the Zen of Love knows for sure
And only the Zen of Love can tell you the truth about love

I have a girlfriend
Going on two years
She don't want a baby
That is her true fear
She goes to college
Teaches at dance schools
So I wear a condom
But I don't think that's cool

Really, she's looking out for you (she's looking out for you)
That bitch has crabs and syphilis

The Zen of Love
The Zen of Love
(Attention please. The Zen of Love has spoken)
The Zen of Love
(Sorry. There will be no refunds available)
The Zen of Love
(With exception to those buying merchandise, please exit the tent immediately)
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The Zen of Love loves you!