Huggin' And Chalkin'

(Album: Jerry Reed - 1972)

Boogie boogie boogie
I gotta gal that's mighty mighty sweet
Got big blue eyes and tiny little feet
Her name is Rose she's sweet as she can be
But she tips them scales at three o three

Oh but ain't it nice to have a gal so fat
That when you hug her you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
Then you hug away and chalk away to see where you began

One day while I was a hugging and a chalking
And a chalking and a hugging away
I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
Coming round from the other way

Coming round the mountain through the hills and the valleys

Well I never been sick and I never been weak
My bones don't ache and my joints don't creak
But I get a little dizzy and I get a little limp
Every time I lay a kiss on my baby blimp

Oh but ain't it nice to have a gal so fat...
One day while I was a hugging and a chalking...

Looking kinda funny

One day while I was a hugging and a chalking
And a begging her to be my bride
I seen another feller with some chalk in his hand
Coming round from the other side

Sneaking up easy ha ha ha ha

Now honey I ain't saying you fat
But when you sit down you sit down all over the place
Ha ha ha ha keep me shady in the summer
Keep me warm in the winter time
Honey hand me the chalk I think I love ya
You're on my foot honey