Noobz 4 Life

(Album: The Greatest Ever - 2009)

Living life in the life of a noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob
It's fun for everyone
Living life in the life of a noob
I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob
I'm always on the run

I just got this game yesterday
So I dunno where to go
Can you tell me bro
"Would you stop getting killed cause I'm getting PO'd?"
It's a yes or a no?
Well I'll take that as a no
Ho ho ho I just got pwnd
"Would you stop yelling into the microphone?"
My guy just died and he made a big groan
"That's because you just fought five guys alone"

Living life in the life of a noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob
It's fun for everyone
Living life in the life of a noob
I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob
I'm always on the run

I take a shotgun and a sniper to see
"But you just took the best guns from me"
Don't worry buddy, I'll be MVP
"And your highest skill reached is a level 3"
Oh that don't matter, see, cause I'm a natural
I looked into scope "Woah holy mackrel!"
"You just got blown up by a frag"
Haha check it out, I'm getting T-bagged

Living life in the life of a noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob
It's fun for everyone
Living life in the life of a noob
I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob
I'm always on the run

Come on friend we're at the end
"And you're at a base that you can't defend"
You silly goose, you need to get loose
When I'm uptight, I drink apple juice
Then you're gonna play just like I do
"That's why I don't take advice from you"
"This kid's skill isn't worth a dime"
Let's sing the chorus one more time
"Oh my god, honestly, do you ever shut up?"

Living life in the life of a noob
Is quite a hard hardship
Living life in the life of a noob
You'll be treated like shit
But I love it!

Living life in the life of a noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob
It's fun for everyone
Living life in the life of a noob
I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob
I'm always on the run

Living life in the life of a noob
I rarely use my gun
Living life in the life of a noob
It's fun for everyone
Living life in the life of a noob
I watch the rising sun
Living life in the life of a noob
I'm always on the run

"Hey are you the guy that made that Halo 3 rap?"
"Yeah, that's me"
"That sucked"