Cantaloupes on Mars

(Album: Honky Tonk Boots - 2006)

Suprised to get your letter, glad you're doing fine
But me I could be better, but I ain't one to wine
Now you say you'll forgive me and let me come back home
But trusting you to be true is the only thing ive done wrong

[chorus:]
When they grow cantaloupes on mars
I'll come back to you
When they serve quiche in country bars
And politicians tell the truth

When the world's fair comes to [?] louisiana
And a cow really jumps the moon
When they grow cantaloupes on mars
I'll come back to you

You say you weren't unfaithful well baby that's a joke
When you went out wearing your best perfume
And you came back smelling like soap
Now you say that we need to try again just for old times sake
Before that ever happens a lot of things will have to change

[chorus]