Forty (from "Racing Father Time" EP)

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty
I can't say that I am thrilled
I never dated Winona Ryder
I'll probably never will
Well I guess I'm freaking forty
Oh, but I'm better of them some
Well I might be freaking forty
But you're freaking forty-one

Well I guess I'm freaking forty
Now all the kids call me old man
I need glasses & Alkaseltzer
And a freaking prostate exam
I guess I'm freaking forty
But I'm better off than you!
Well I might be freaking forty
But you're freaking forty-two
Oh right!

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty
Well I'm a Petered out Peter Pan
And sometimes I feel foolish
I make my living singing in this band
I guess I'm freaky forty
Well that's what my momma said
But Bruce Springsteen is freaking sixty-two
And the Stones are almost dead

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty
I can't say that I am thrilled
Still I'm a buck-wild loving cowboy
I don't need the little blue pills
I guess I'm freaking forty
Forty ain't nothing to me
Well I might be freaky forty
Hell I'm lying, I'm forty-three!