No Me Diga

(Album: In The Heights: A New Musical - 2008)

[DANIELA:]
Gorgeous!

[CARLA:]
Linda!

[CARLA/DANIELA:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[VANESSA:]
Vieja!

[DANIELA:]
Sucia!

[CARLA:]
Cabrona!

[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[CARLA:]
A little off the top!

[DANIELA:]
A little off the side!

[NINA:]
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!

[ALL:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[DANIELA:]
Bueno
You didn't hear it from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!

[NINA/CARLA:]
No me diga!

[VANESSA:]
Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you're joking!

[DANIELA:]
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you'd say!

[CARLA:]
Oh ho, Dani!

[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[VANESSA:]
What? I don't care!

[ALL:]
Ay, bendito!

[DANIELA:]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny

[NINA:]
And what do you hear?

[DANIELA:]
I hear plenty!
They say he's got quite a big.. taxi!

[CARLA/VANESSA:]
No me diga!

[NINA:]
Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!

[CARLA:]
I don't think I know what you mean..

[DANIELA:]
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!

[VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[CARLA:]
Long as he keeps it clean!

[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA:]
Ay dios mio!

[DANIELA:]
Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!

[VANESSA:]
I bet you impressed them all out west;
You were always the best, no doubt!

[CARLA:]
We want front row seats to your graduation...

[DANIELA:]
They'll call your name...

[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA:]
And we'll scream and shout!

[NINA:]
You guys, I dropped out.

[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA:]
No me diga?!

[NINA:]
I should go.

[DANIELA:]
That's a shitty piece of news.

[CARLA:]
That girl never quit anything.

[VANESSA:]
What the hell happened?

[DANIELA:]
I don't know..

[DANIELA/CARLA:]
I don't know

[DANIELA:]
I don't know...

[CARLA/VANESSA:]
Tell me something I don't know!

[ALL:]
Qué sé yo?