Blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

Nothing more frightening
Than a woman scorned
And a box of bleach
You said I'd never change
I bet you never thought
I'd go so extreme

I lost a couple of inches
And then a couple more
Starting with you
And every single thing you said to me

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

I'm going Gwen Stefani
I'm going Courtney Love
I'm heading out of your league
I'm gonna make your friends
Say "Man, you messed that up!"
And I would have to agree

Had some emotional baggage
Oh, but I cut it off
Starting with you
And every single thing you said to me
Ending with you just wanna talk, but I'm just never free

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La la la la la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
You'll rue the day you did me wrong
I'll put your name in all the songs
I'll twist the knife, it will be fun
Fucking your life up

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's coming next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
La la la la la
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde