Party Going On

(Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition - 2007)

We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.

London England are you ready?
It's time for the unbelievable, the unfathomable, the laquacious mc chriiiiiiiiis!
(ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh)

Yall ready for a little rhyme a little rhyme a little loving and a squeeze oh yo please
Hold onto your hats know what I mean hold onto your hats I mean hold onto your hats
Cause here I am tonight hoping my ass ain't tight
I got the hands moving right to left (left to right)
In spite of the fact that I'm the punk who pulled your pony tail
Talking trash you know they call me a Garbage Pail Kid
Cause I did the things you wanted
My name is mc chris you thought you could but you couldn't
You think you're fly in your Pinto in your yard doing doughnuts
Everyone thinks you're bogus while you thinking your bonus
It's like we like each other but it's War of the The Roses
mc bucks on the bass on the keys mc roses
mc chris on fire time to turn on the hoses

His name is mc chris and he's got a fat purse
Got a mansion and a butler but his name's not Lurch (you rang?)
Like supersoaker I've been known to squirt

Get on your knees sugar cause your ass is in church
And I'm on the pulpit cause I'm a crazy culprit
Like the bag at the bottom of the bottle
You can close your eyes and gulp it
Hope it don't sting and I hope it don't burn
Name is mc chris and it's about time you learned
That my rhymes are the kind that make you close your blinds
Cause your booty start shaking and there ain't no mistaking
Only misbehaving because you been waiting
Anticipating and also salivating
I'll be Scott Valentine and you be Justine Bateman
Don't worry about the Riddler cause they're videotaping
Instead of date raping moves is what I'm making
Name is mc chris now please perform like turkey bacon
Word up

Somebody got a party going on
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