Dear Dat Boi, Come Home

(Album: The Jeff Sessions - 2017)

Dat Boi I miss you bro

There go Dat Boi, yeah, he used to be my homie
He doesn't come around these days im feeling kind of lonely
Was it something that I said? I don't get it
He spends his nights on 4chan and his mornings up on Reddit
Can't take it personal when he's on the go
Unicycle vertical rolling out the door
Still got the photo on my fridge from graduation
Polywogs in cap and gown, you were my inspiration
I guess the metamorphosis had to happen
The fans all needed you, on YouTube they be clapping
When they see you rolling up, classic CGI
Proud of my little bro, just know I saw that light inside
You looked up to me back when we were tadpoles
But now you won't return my calls I'm getting kind of sad bro
You left the lilly pad, I know you had to go
But it hurts you never visit and it hurts you never wrote

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know
Your friends and family love you
It's time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you're always on the go
The lilly pad is waiting
Bring that unicycle home

Look, I was just a tadpole
Chilling in the lilly pad, I was living really fast
And I had to go and double up the cash flow
Traded up the unicyle for a Lambo (Lambo)
Now I'm riding with the team, money piling from the meme
Now I'm shining on the screen
I turned into a giant on the scene
No DDP but check the diamnds in the ring
Dat Boi bragging 'bout the jewelry
Sorry if I'm flash but the fashion kind of new to me
I'm killing every other meme brutally
And truthfully compassion for the fam ain't what it used to be
Look, Pepe taught me everything
Like how to make to the top of every Reddit page
I started from the swamp but now I'm hella paid
Just bought a new loft in the Everglades

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know
Your friends and family love you
It's time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you're always on the go
The lilly pad is waiting
Bring that unicycle home

Guess you resented me, when I got famous
Blowing up on Tumblr the response was so insane it
Always made you jealous every time you saw my face
On Nicki's Instagram I saw you turn a greener shade
Hey! But I always wrote you back
I came home every Christmas, on those fireflies we snacked
Sitting by the pond you wouldn't even look my way
Just know that Pepe's here for you, that love will never change

You used to be the biggest on the scene
And I was jealous you were living up the dream
And pops never did enough for me
Because he got a little buzz just for sipping on his tea
I know we both really need improvement
We were so close back when we were two kids
Still got love, that's what the truth is
So I'm a pop up at the family reunion

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know
Your friends and family love you
It's time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you're always on the go
The lilly pad is waiting
Bring that unicycle home

There go Dat Boi, I hope you know
Your friends and family love you
It's time that you came home

There go Dat Boi, you're always on the go
The lilly pad is waiting
Bring that unicycle home