Booty Call

(album: The Midnight Beast - 2012)

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine
There's nothing gay bout doing nails and doing hair
There's nothing gay bout three boys playing truth or dare
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
To my surprise it was my phone instead
Dru makes an interception,
Grabs my phone out my hand,
"Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast,
You're ruining our plans"

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day

HEY
NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's
NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook

BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY

Now my phones on silent
They still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber
Party, I'm in my dressing gownie
While Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own

HELL YEAH
We're wearing our Jim-Jams
HELL YEAH
We're playing a flute
HELL YEAH
We're showing our sizes
The fucking surprise is
That yours hasn't grown...
And then I hear my phone

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over confident
Stereotypical cheerleader types
We're fucked up and we wanna have fun
You could be the boys we regret when we're done

HEY
NO! I wanna play sleeping lions
NO! I'm busy defending Zion
NO! There's no point in calling 'cause I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tits from legally blonde

BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY

I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys
Not looking for three girls
My ring tones like a missile
Bringing war to my world
Cheese strings, party rings
Are my favorite things
Marshmallow with hot chocolate
Bitch we're living like kings

NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO! I wanna play my little pony
NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain

BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY
BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY