Balls So Hard

(album: Shtick Heads - 2014)

Balls so hard,
Not a woman wanna ride me

Looking pretty fine
Class 99
[?] hoodie I wore all the time
Sexual peak
But no women wanna freak us
With the willy of a fetus

Looking back a joke,
But for some reason thinking I would [?]
Try'na smoke like a rasta
[*cough cough*] It's cool it's just my asthma

(Balls so hard)
Wanna be a gangsta like Al Capone
(Balls so hard)
But I'm more like bloody Bugsy Malone

My web history put dad in danger
After searching for a girl my age-a
Having sex dreams about the blue Power Ranger
(Dude, that ones the Boy)
Oh no

Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy

Enter the earth
Geek is the word
With a voice higher than a baby bird
[?]
Rocking hair that should be worn on windows

Sexual limitation
More spots than a dalmatian
Level 80 keyboard fucking elf king
But I'm never touching an real skin

(Balls so hard)
Mum wanna know why my socks are crusty
(Balls so hard)
And my dad's exhaust pipe's gone all rusty

Not a porn star
I'm a horn star
Only hitting that as an avatar
Spacebar, spacebar, spacebar

Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy,
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy,

Year six
Get a fix
[?]
Call me a perv?
Hypocrite
You're the one with the support on your tits

When you bend down
Total Eclipse
Study the anatomy between your hips
I'll be fine
It's a crime
You'll get the sack
I'll empty mine

Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard
That shit, that shit crazy