Sextape

(album: Shtick Heads - 2014)

Sextape (Hoe Hey)

Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
To get some publicity

If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
Until you pant on camera

Spread it like a virus
Then maybe somebody will come n hire us

Baby we should make a sextape
It's how you get famous
Act a little heinous
Finger in the anus

Put it in a sextape
Sucking on my wotsit
Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

Time for the Kim Kardashian
The Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza
Costa Rica with Tulisa

On a boat with Tommy Lee
In a bed with Mini Me
I swear your mother will agree
That it pays a decent fee

Spread that porno like it's herpes
It's the only way to work into your thirties

Baby we should make a sextape
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral
Entering vaginal

Put it in a sextape
Next it will be Miley
Probability highly
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

Assume a position, n screw a musician
Film with an actor, bent over a tractor
Seduce a producer, with implant bazookas
Now that you're known, for screaming and moaning in

Sextapes, schoolgirl in detention
Oiling up your engine, paying off your pension
Put it in a sextape, you could buy a penthouse
Centrefold of penthouse, I could play the boyfriend

When we make a sextape
Famos on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters
Put it in a sextape
Stick it up on redtube, cheeky bit of side boob
I could play the boyfriend
You could play my

HOE... (Hey [x3])
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])