Happy As Fuck

(album: Happy As Fuck - 2012)

If you like vodka or lemonade
If you like sunshine or sitting in the shade
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck

I stay happy as a motherfucker that's right
Knew I was gonna do a lot of smiling so I brushed twice
I throw my hands up in the sky and yell "hug life!"
Yeah I can dig it, I can dig it so I dug twice
Today I'm saying hi to everyone that I see until they know me better than my I.D
Tell them all stoked I am that I'm me til they think I got ecstacy running through an I.V
I'm sandpaper when the times get rough
Alarm clock there ringing man it's time to get up
Barry white the whole world your love we can't get enough
Cause you're alive my friend so let's get high my friend
And look around all this is yours given to you for free and can't be bought in stores
You see the present that's a hell of a gift
I take my glass half full with a twist and

If you like vodka or lemonade
If you like sunshine or sitting in the shade
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made
And you should be happy as
I said you should be happy as fuck

Going city to city I'ma bring back hippy
I'll be ill with the raps and still got pop like iggy
Taking shots like fifty and stay twisting up ziggy
No money no problems we call that a no biggie
It's all good baby baby, follow me follow me up
Swallow a cup, hollow a blunt, time to do whatever you want
Let it begin time for some good news
Less CNN and watch more cartoons
Aloha my favourite colour is tye-dye
A stoner and proud of it so why lie?
I changed my life when I met good vibes
And found out the grass is hella green on both sides
So look around all this is yours given to you for free and can't be bought in stores
You see the present that's a hell of a gift
I take my glass half full with a twist like this

If you like vodka or lemonade
If you like sunshine or sitting in the shade
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck

Down on your luck? Okay I've been there
Mad at the world, uh huh, yup, I was once
There was a time I felt like I didn't care
I was lost and didn't know who I was
But a couple years ago I finally figured out
Everything that happens is caused by what you think about
Imagine this, I take my glass half full with a twist
I take my glass half full with a twist

If you like vodka or lemonade
If you like sunshine or sitting in the shade
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck

If you like vodka or lemonade
If you like sunshine or sitting in the shade
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made
And you should be happy as fuck