Dad's Pontoon

(album: Baptized In Bourbon - 2017)

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'
Backyards with them solo cups an'
Day drinking when it's half-past noon
But there ain't no party like my dad's pontoon

Buzz like a bug zapper hanging from a tall pine
Could be the beer, maybe it's the boxed wine
Boat's tied up, floating by the cove
Bumping Sublime on my Pandora radio
Black Flys shades, old pair of flip flops
Blood shot eyes, what's in my Ziploc
Dancing on the rooftops, making the boat rock
Singing at the top of her lungs 'till the song stops
Couple hot honeys, bottle of rum
Tattoos and tan lines under the sun
Inner tube, Sea-doo, booze and buds
Chilling on the lake with the summer buzz
Drinking midday in the middle of June
Drinking too fast, pass out too soon
Sun's sinking down and we lit like the moon
Ain't nothing like a party on my dad's pontoon

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'
Backyards with them solo cups an'
Day drinking when it's half-past noon
But there ain't no party like my dad's pontoon

Hey ya'll, all aboard
Moonshine Bandits, floating with Colt Ford
Out here chilling on the pontoon
Start with the sun, end with the moon
We got cold beer and brown liquor
That mason jar getcha damn quicker
That good green means good things
My southern charm is a girl's dream
I'm so buzzed, like a bumble bee
I got so many girls in front of me
Pontoon pimping what it's 'bout to be
You betta watch your girl, she be gone with me
See I'm just trying to get my party on
Which one of ya'll wanna get your naughty on?
Cause I ain't planning on going home
Got a pontoon party going all night long

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'
Backyards with them solo cups an'
Day drinking when it's half-past noon
But there ain't no party like my dad's pontoon

Singing heyo, heyo
Singing heyo, heyo

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'
Backyards with them solo cups an'
Day drinking when it's half-past noon
But there ain't no party like my dad's pontoon

Well I remember the first time in my dad's pontoon like it was yesterday
Well hell, it was yesterday
I was 10 years old
The sun was bright, water was clear, lots of pretty women and plenty of beer
I had a crush on a girl named Betsy Lou from a boat down yonder
She had some good pontoons on her, if ya know what I'm saying
Well, we was floating down the river and I started getting sea sick
Daddy had the cure, so he made me take my first dip
Not in the water either, son of a bitch
Wait, sorry grandma

I like them bars with the jukebox up an'
Backyards with them solo cups an'
Day drinking when it's half-past noon
But there ain't no party like my dad's pontoon
There ain't no party like my dad's pontoon