Country A$$ Shit

(album: Dangerous: The Double Album - 2021)

I don't wanna go to work
I don't wanna see my ex-girl
I don't wanna worry 'bout finding me my next girlfriend
At the bar where they charge your right arm for a cold can of PBR

Yeah, I don't wanna watch the news
I don't wanna pick the phone up
Don't wanna sit in traffic with an empty can of long cut
I've been doing what I should be doing, and I'm losing my Dodge Ram mind

'Cause I just wanna do country ass shit
With my country ass friends
With my country ass band
Having to make them dollar bills y'all
Ask me how my country ass feels y'all
Between working it off
And getting it chewed
They ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
'Cause me and my country ass
Going fishing

Yeah I just wanna drink a beer
I just wanna get a line wet
Let the sun put some more red on my neck
Wave at the girls on their rental pontoons
While my bass boat speakers go boom, boom

'Cause I just wanna do country ass shit
With my country ass friends
With my country ass band
Having to make them dollar bills y'all
Ask me how my country ass feels y'all
Between working it off
And getting it chewed
They ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
'Cause me and my country ass
Going fishing

Don't wanna shake no hands or tuck my shirt in
Pardon my French Mama if you're listening, but
I just wanna do country ass shit
With my country ass friends
With my country ass band
Having to make them dollar bills y'all
Ask me how my country ass feels y'all
Between working it off
And getting it chewed
They ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
'Cause me and my country ass
Going fishing

(They ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans)
(But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it)
'Cause me and my country ass
Going fishing