Odino & Valhalla

(album: Into Gay Pride Ride - 2010)

Odino the herd, dressed in silk
Talked to the cows, drinking their milk:
"Don't let the farmer know how good is
The pear with the cheese!"

Odino the sommelier, tasting his wine
Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine:
"You cannot have the bottle full
And your wife drunk!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Narrow the leaf, large is the way!
Follow the Gods and do what they say

La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!

La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

Odino the thunder, shaking his fist
Gave his opinion to the meteorologist:
"Red sky in the evening
We hope for good weather!"

Odino the pirate, who stands all alone
Said this to none, 'cause the sailors were gone!
"Who finds a friend
Finds a treasure!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Narrow the leaf, large is the way!
Follow the Gods and do what they say

La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!

La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

To other Gods, no veneration
When Odino's at the console
Let's shake our asses, in the danceroom
DJ Odino rules the world

DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall!
Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla!