Bad Stuff Happens In The Bathroom (from "The Bob's Burgers Music Album" compilation)

[Matt:]
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazines is going to be my big chance now

Cos' I'll be out of here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is going to be a great day
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away

[Låpsley:]
Let's be clear
I did absolutely nothing wrong
It's not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say
If Gene had pooped, like everyday
This all just would have gone away

He'll be out of here in no time
Yeah, no one's going to blame me
I'll be doing just fine
Today is going to be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad
I'll find another way

[Låpsley / Matt:]
Let's be clear / Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I did absolutely nothing wrong, it's not to blame, it's not my fault / I'm just glad it happens in a vacuum
This is just to say / Can't let them see me with my pants down
If Gene had pooped, like every day, this all just would have gone away / Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now

He'll be out of there in no time / I'll be out of here in no time
No one's going to blame me / I'll be doing interviews
I'll be feeling just fine / And feeling just fine
Today is going to be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad / I'll do Coasters magazine
I'll find another way / And blow everyone away

[Låpsley:] I'll blow everyone away
[Matt:] I'll blow everyone away
[Låpsley:] I'll blow everyone away
[Matt:] I'll blow everyone away