Thinkin' Man's Nightmare

(album: No Jive - 1991)

She's a thinking man's nightmare
She got quicksand bridal wear
I'm her beach-balling dan dare
She feels so good

Owner sensational
She's a mona-wailing wall
Alligator chainsaw
Feels so good
I didn't get where I am today
Giving a dawn about judgement day
Mat be first in line when there's hell to pay
But I'm a grinning-sinning in a million ways:
A thinking man's nightmare
Feels so good

Snake bite creeper
Light house keeper
Reader and weeper
Feels so good

Tuxedo princess
In a home grown red dress
Sleazy, easy access
Feels so good

I didn't get where I am today
Giving a dawn about judgement day
I may be the first in line when there's hell to pay
But I'm a grinning-sinning in a million ways:
She's a thinking man's nightmare
Feels so good
Snake bite creeper, fow lair timeshare
Light house keeper, cocktail light affair
She's a reader and a weeper, anytime, anywhere
Feels so good
A thinking man's nightmare, tuxedo princess
Quicksand bridal wear, in a home grown red dress
Beach-balling dan dare, sleazy, easy access

Feels so good, feels so good
Feels so good, feels so good