Dinosaur Pet

(album: Waking Up Is Hard To Do - 2009)

I love, I love, I love my dinosaur pet
Yeah, sweet dinosaur pet
I love, I love, I love my dinosaur pet
Each and every day of the year

January, he's breaking out of his shell
February, he's body's starting to swell
March, at least eight times a day he's got to be fed
April, when he sleeps with me he crushes the bed

Yeah, yeah, how big can he get
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Every day, every day, every day, every day of the year
Every day of the year

May, maybe if the roof was twice as tall
June, he wouldn't bump it when he's roaming the hall
July, like the fireworks he touches the sky
August, the cost of groceries is bleeding us dry

Yeah, yeah, how big can he get
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Every day, every day, every day, every day of the year
Every day of the year

Yeah, yeah, how big can he get
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Every day, every day, every day, every day of the year
Every day of the year

September, just the tail alone is thirty feet long
October, when we trick or treat he goes as King Kong
November, fifty turkeys weren't nearly enough
December, come the new year days are gonna get rough

Yeah, yeah, how big can he get
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Every day, every day, every day, every day of the year
Every day of the year

I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Yeah, sweet dinosaur pet
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Yeah, sweet dinosaur pet

I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet
Yeah, sweet dinosaur pet
I love, I love, I love my little dinosaur pet