Bad Breath

(album: Last Man Standing - 2018)

Don't ever complain about nothing
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
Halitosis is a word I never could spell
But bad breath is better than no breath at all

It's okay to say "Hello" to me
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

I've been a-puffing on this and a-sucking on that
I got feeling a thousand feet tall
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
That bad breath is better than no breath at all

I been talking to the man in the mirror
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
But it's better I guess that starving to death
And bad breath is better than no breath at all

I've been a-puffing on this and a-sucking on that
I'm feeling a thousand feet tall
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
That bad breath is better than no breath at all
Yeah, bad breath is better than no breath at all