Reality TV

(album: Flying The Corporate Jet - 2003)

Joe Millionaire
He lived a life that was fair
He worked construction
Although he wasn't happy there
Down in the alley
At the street fair
He saw a necklace
With a voodo charm of monkey hair
He was
So alone so alone
Now these women
They're competing for him

Everybody's talking about reality TV
I dunno it seems to be
A bunch of crap to me
But maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest
American I don't have it
Someone else create myself
But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
The only the that's real this time
Is me

(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me

Justin was fair
He looked good in curly/girly hair
Then he got lucky with Kelly
And made a movie there
In Hollywood now he's got a record deal
But he was never too satisfied with the songs he'd steal
Why don't you
Sow your own sow your own
Wait a minute we'd forgotten that he don't care

Everybody's talking about reality TV
I dunno it seems to be
A bunch of crap to me
But maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest
American I don't have it
Someone else create myself
But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
The only the that's real this time
Is me

I just laugh it off
(Every time I see somebody on the television)
I just laugh it off
(Every time I see another bachelor or some sort of actor)
I just laugh it off

So it was fun we had this great little song
Until it went number one and then tomorrow gone
And all we could see when we came up for air
Just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair

Everybody's talking about reality TV
I dunno it seems to be
A bunch of crap to me
But maybe if I win a contest
I can be like all the rest
American I don't have it
Someone else create myself
But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
The only the that's real this time
Is me

(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me
(This time)
Me
That's just me

I just laugh it off
I just laugh it off
(This time)
(This time)