Road Trip

(album: Attitude City - 2015)

I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul

So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!

Let's hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come

I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!

I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screaming for Balti-more

I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through Day Four

I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe

I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!

Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)

Let's raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!

I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breeding with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion

I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...

I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)

No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK