Attitude City

(album: Attitude City - 2015)

What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists

Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keeping it Real

Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City

Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fucking dude on the block

Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)

Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fucking fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad

Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City

Hey! Hey! My rock is fucking tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!

Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.

Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)

Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
Day

Hey! That's right! We are the masters
Of fucking Attitude City!
Hey! We're much
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City

Hey! We are nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!

Rock fuck!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
Rock fuck!
Sorry again.