NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns on Lyrkit

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Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns

Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns

(album: 7 Inch Of The Month Club - 2005)

[first joke]

Hey Hefe
What?
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
Uh... you?

[second joke]

Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
I don't know
Free ham!

[third joke]

Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What?
Cuatro Sink-o!
Ay!!

[fourth joke]

Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
Why?
'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
How did he die?
He fell off the watchtower

done