The Greatest Country In The World

(album: Backstage Passport Soundtrack - 2014)

You'll probably get car-jacked in South Africa
And the women get attacked more in South Africa
The miners get their arms hacked in South Africa
But at least you've got the most cases of AIDS

The mountains are flatter in South Africa
You eat worms off a platter in South Africa
Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg
But your crime rate is the best in the world

You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
This is the greatest country in the world

You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
South Africa is the greatest country in the world!